Okay after a year and a half of asking me I've finally updated the website per GGpX request. Now all the staff people will get the credit they deserve and the links point to where they need to go.

Finally I can finally get some peace (this was done at 1 am... on a saturday).



Edit: someone said more ponies? You got it peace walker.

Ummm...

I did say that the release would be earlier this week, but sheesh, sometimes stuff happens.

Anyway, there's a bit of everything.

Boku to Issho 40 (!BTI40) - A gag manga! (Only 8 chaps left)

DoLL 11 (!DoLL11) - This is one of the very things that we release that I don't work on in some way, shape or form. The series has a total of 14 chapters, and the releases will sporadic. So don't be expecting us to finish it next week. That said, if you like the series, go thank arpad & pnyxtr in #mangascreener since they did all of the work.

Holyland 130 (!Holy130) - Aaaand this concludes volume 13. Here's hoping we can work on v14 a little faster. No promises, though.

Jackals 43 (!Jack43) - Another series that we should be working on more but for whatever reason (Nitouryu) it just hasn't happened as much as we'd like. .-.

Samon (!Samon) - And now, something for the bitches. Okay, first, I'd like to say that this was the project we were doing between Wolf Guy volumes 9 & 10. It was done by the same author-artist combo as Wolf Guy & Akumetsu. With those two making a samurai manga, you'd think that there'd be tons of head chopping and badass art and stuff. Right? It took a lot longer to do than we thought, because... Well... Let's just say, we all make stupid mistakes at times. Doing this series was definitely one of them. At least it was only one volume long.

Sengoku 27 (!Sen27) - Some more samurai shit. Who doesn't like samurai shit?

Sidonia 13 (!Sido13) - Elkin is sorta back. She'll finish t/l checking volume 2 and we'll be re-releasing that next.

Bye!

[Edit] PS, I'm still looking for a Shamo 64 raw. If someone ever gets a hand on it, upload on sendspace and email me so we can start working on it.

[Edit 2] It was supposed to be part of the original release, but the kind people from Deadbeat-Scans weren't around so I just had to wait for them to show.

Rookies 197 (!Rook197) - Top of the ninth, here we go!

Woooooooookies.

Rookies 195-196 (!Rook195 & !Rook196)

Btw, I hope to have another release either tomorrow night or Tuesday night.

It'll include a one volume series (Assuming we finish it) and two chapters of other series. It's a samurai manga and it's... different. The first and most likely last time we'll ever do something like this.

Enjoy.

PS. Still looking for a Shamo ch64 raw. If you find one, contact me. Or just post in the comments. I'm tired, good night!

If you're looking for me (or have been looking for me) I've been/am busy these days. If you need to talk to me, leave me a PM on IRC or email me.

Holyland 129 (!Holy129)

Shamo 63 (!Shamo63)

I'm going to bed, night.

So I asked Nitouryu to do some work today so we could make a release.

His answer?

.:21·13·26:. «@Nitouryu» i dunno, I have a lot of plans for tomorrow
.:21·13·41:. «@Nitouryu» City anniversary, 810 years

So happy birthday whatever city the Latvian stays in. If there wasn't a city's anniversary, we probably would have had 5 chapters. Not that I'm trying to pin it on that, but...

`-')

Shamo 62 (!Shamo62) - We are officially re-caught up to Shamo for another two weeks. Whenever the 26th volumes goes for sale, we will re-do the volume. And whenever ch63 comes out, we'll do that. If you find the raw, either PM me on IRC, post it on the forums or email me with the title "Shamo 63 Raw".

Suicide Island 33 (!SI33) - Uh, I had something good to say, but I forgot it.

?_?

[Nitouryu edit]:

Maaaaan, it was a bomb!
And I lol at Coyote Fly clubs one-sided bathroom mirror. Never gets old to take a piss while watching girls next room adjust boobs and makeup =]

PUSH has become shit tho, wtf happened?

Always Related:

So I saw this page and got njt to translate it a few months ago, but never really bothered to post it. I'm sure someone's already done it, but the fuck do I care?


Just a piece of news. We'll be changing bots over the weekend, so there might be some problems with some packs. If there are problems, PM me and I'll try to fix it without doing any more harm.

So for today's releases.

Boku to Issho 39 (!Boku39) - Theft brings... I dunno, you'll see.

Holyland 128 (!Holy128) - Flashback continues.

Shamo 61 (!Shamo61) - So essentially, chapter 61 is the first chapter of Shamo released after the manga went on hiatus for 2 or so years. Just a few bits of information:

1- The manga is now authored and drawn completely by Tanaka Ikio. It's reported that while the original author, Hashimoto Izou, did create the series, he had less and less input on the series starting from volume 4 and on.

2- The author & artist settled their legal battle and came to some sort of agreement.

3- You'll read this chapter and wonder if we fucked up, but no. This is really the chapter that was released. Even though half the pages are the exact same as from chapter 60.

4- The series runs in Kodansha's Evening magazine, which is bi-weekly. We don't scan it ourselves and go with whatever online raws we find. We will however re-do the chapters we've done when the tankobon comes out.

5- Finally, we thought we had caught up, but someone said that ch62's raw came out. Whoever you are, if you'll gladly upload it, we'll gladly scanlate it sometime next week assuming the translator has the time.

Next release should probably be sometime this weekend, assuming Nitouryu doesn't get into one of his rapping moods.

[GGpX Edit]

Okay, I got off my ass and updated the projects page. If there's anything missing, let me know via the forums.

[/GGpX Edit]

The continuation of the previous convo.

Small note. I've nicknamed Icedman, one of our typesetters, IcedGerm and sometimes call GermBoy, because he's from Germland. That's really the only reason. He doesn't like it one bit! So, with that said...

.:20·22·32:. «!GGpX» xyz85-mvb9
.:20·22·38:. «!GGpX» BME Pain Olympics is calling you.
.:20·22·38:. «@Kuthrow» IIRC he did try to feed some of the dick to the guy he chopped it off of
.:20·22·50:. «@Kuthrow» but he was too loopy from all the blood loss to chew

(Meanwhile, in #illuminati-manga, check the time)

.:20·22·12:. «!GGpX» GermBoy isn't on. Too bad.
.:20·22·27:. «@xyz85-mvb9» lol
.:20·23·09:. «@Kuthrow» hahaa
.:20·24·17:. «!GGpX» People are probably thinking, "What, that's not funny at all. I don't understand."

Back to the staff room.

.:20·23·18:. «!GGpX» Next time we make a release, I should post this convo.
.:20·23·30:. «@xyz85-mvb9» NO WAY gg
.:20·23·32:. «@Nitouryu» if you cut a dick, then have a firm stance to finish eating it. Fucking quiter
.:20·23·35:. «@Kuthrow» find a link to the story, and post it
.:20·23·41:. «@Kuthrow» seriously, nitto
.:20·24·01:. «@Kuthrow» he did wind up grinding the guys bones into powder to make bread
.:20·24·14:. «@Kuthrow» and eating human "steak" from the slices of meat
.:20·24·36:. «@Nitouryu» you cant be all like "Meh, we are out of salt, will give it to dogs. You ok with that bro? Just grow out a new one and we'll try next week"
.:20·24·40:. «@Kuthrow» But IIRC when he was caught there was still a bunch of the stuff left in his freezer, so I'm guessing he didn't eat too much
.:20·24·55:. «!GGpX» Nitouryu
.:20·25·00:. «!GGpX» let's release Holyland 127 tonight
.:20·25·02:. «@Nitouryu» ah, I know that
.:20·25·04:. «!GGpX» just so I can post this convo
.:20·25·06:. «@Nitouryu» a hadibal
.:20·25·07:. «@xyz85-mvb9» oh lol
.:20·25·08:. «@Nitouryu» hanibal
.:20·25·19:. «@Kuthrow» lol
.:20·25·26:. «@Nitouryu» this convo is too long
.:20·25·36:. «!GGpX» Fuck that.
.:20·26·27:. «@Kuthrow» http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
.:20·27·06:. «@Kuthrow» As is known from a videotape the two made when they met on 9 March 2001 in Meiwes's home in the small village of Rotenburg, Meiwes amputated Brandes' penis and the two men attempted to eat the penis together before Brandes was killed. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work and ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove Brandes' penis.
.:20·27·29:. «@Kuthrow» I can't imagine having to watch that fucking video
.:20·27·40:. «!GGpX» lol
.:20·27·47:. «@Nitouryu» is there an internet copy?
.:20·27·48:. «!GGpX» I bet IcedGerm knows it.
.:20·27·57:. «@Kuthrow» don't think so
.:20·28·02:. «@Nitouryu» he prolly has some bootleged VHS tapes of it
.:20·28·07:. «!GGpX» Haha. If there is, link me.
.:20·28·11:. «@xyz85-mvb9» fucking rammstein made a song of it
.:20·28·11:. «!GGpX» I know how to troll someone.
.:20·28·14:. «@xyz85-mvb9» my goodnes
.:20·28·16:. «@xyz85-mvb9» *s
.:20·28·18:. «@Kuthrow» you guys are fucked up, lol
.:20·28·28:. «!GGpX» Well, I'm perfectly sane.
.:20·28·32:. «!GGpX» My friends, aren't, though.
.:20·28·40:. «!GGpX» -first coma
.:20·28·41:. «!GGpX» .-.
.:20·28·50:. «@Kuthrow» "According to journalists who saw the video (which has not been made public), Brandes may already have been too weakened from blood loss to actually eat any of his penis"
.:20·28·52:. «!GGpX» You know who's all fucked up? Germs, man.
.:20·29·03:. «!GGpX» Fuckin' Germs.
.:20·29·05:. «@Kuthrow» They're nazis, what do you expect
.:20·29·24:. «@xyz85-mvb9» they just do everything better
.:20·29·34:. «@xyz85-mvb9» why only chop a dick? let's eat it!
.:20·30·08:. «@Nitouryu» germans made techno and all that shit, faggots
.:20·30·18:. «@Kuthrow» Dude only got 8 years in prison too
.:20·30·21:. «@Kuthrow» Fucking nazis
.:20·31·27:. «@xyz85-mvb9» also, funny last post on last release's comments
.:20·31·34:. «!GGpX» Oh yeah.
.:20·31·36:. «@xyz85-mvb9» i blame gg
.:20·31·37:. «!GGpX» Projects page.
.:20·31·40:. «!GGpX» Yeah.
.:20·31·43:. «!GGpX» Well, I started
.:20·31·45:. «!GGpX» then someone nicked me
.:20·31·51:. «!GGpX» and I forgot about it
.:20·32·02:. «!GGpX» Updating the project page is boring :p
.:20·32·12:. «@Kuthrow» lol
.:20·32·27:. «@Kuthrow» "[Nitouryu edit:] Before anyone jumps the Jackals gun - I'm actively working on it right now, CHILL." <-- Bullshit!
.:20·32·46:. «@Nitouryu» yo, I clean a chap
.:20·32·57:. «@Nitouryu» tell Iced to check ftp GGpX
.:20·33·02:. «!GGpX» Yup.
.:20·33·06:. «!GGpX» And I'll post this convo for him.
.:20·33·21:. «@Nitouryu» how cute
.:20·33·41:. «@Kuthrow» lol
.:20·33·58:. «!GGpX» Then I'll include at the very end,
.:20·34·10:. «!GGpX» "Now you know why I abbreviate your kind to Germs."
.:20·38·28:. «@xyz85-mvb9» sure
.:20·46·53:. «@xyz85-mvb9» anyone did watch Saru Lock drama? if yes, worth a watch?
.:20·47·51:. «!GGpX» It sucks.
.:20·47·53:. «!GGpX» Don't bother.
.:20·48·23:. «@xyz85-mvb9» meh
.:21·01·55:. quits: @Zifnab (~Lucia@12b24a3f.31478372.cpe.netcabo.pt) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
.:21·13·25:. «!GGpX» Man, I need to get Dille to mass-edit shit
.:21·13·32:. «!GGpX» so that I have a reason to work on [Future Series]
.:21·46·41:. quits: Guybrush (~guybrush@wonder.land) (Quit: Verlassend)
.:22·01·10:. «!GGpX» Nitouryu
.:22·01·17:. «!GGpX» I might re-up some HL 128 pages
.:22·02·28:. «@Nitouryu» ok, will dl tomorrow anyway
.:22·03·07:. «!GGpX» Okay.
.:22·09·33:. «!GGpX» xyz85-mvb9
.:22·09·51:. «!GGpX» .:07·40·41:. «!GGpX-Away» ...lol http://www.mangaupdates.com/showtopic.php?tid=28003
.:22·09·51:. «!GGpX» .:07·40·45:. «!GGpX-Away» PART TWO
.:22·12·37:. «@Kuthrow» Last edited by lambchopsil at 3:14 am, Aug 5
.:22·23·06:. «!GGpX» I love the last post
.:22·23·25:. «!GGpX» First post,
.:22·23·26:. «!GGpX» we r working on manga and we want to download it so we wanna know how to do that in detail
.:22·23·42:. «!GGpX» Most recent post,
.:22·23·47:. «!GGpX» sorry but what scanlating means.. confused ?_?_?_? !!
.:22·31·31:. «@Kuthrow» :)

So yeah.

If we get some more weird convos, I'll definitely post them.

For today's releases!

Full Metal Panic Sigma v12 (!Sigma12) - This is a very good volume and leaves you off on a monster fucking cliffhanger. Big thank you to xyz (Too lazy to remember how to type his full nick) for editing the volume.

Shamo 60 (!Shamo60) - This is where Shamo stopped before going on a three-year long hiatus. We have a raw for chapter 61, so we'll be doing it some time this week. I don't know if ch62's come out yet or not. Btw, this project currently takes up next to no resources and doesn't hold back any other projects. It might when we'll do volume 26's tankobon, but we'll see how it goes then. But just for the magazine chaps, it doesn't take very much time.

See you next time.

You should join Illuminati-Manga. We need staff.

If you do join, you'll be lucky enough to be witness to such bizarre and bordering on disgusting conversations as these. Conversations that EVEN KUTHROW, the most shallow and cruel person in the history of this group finds disturbing and gross.

Enjoy.

.:20·00·39:. «@xyz85-mvb9» my ex said she still wants me to fuck her :/ bitches are crazy
.:20·00·45:. «@xyz85-mvb9» Nitouryu ahould
.:20·00·56:. «@xyz85-mvb9» *should i beat her when this happens?
.:20·01·07:. «!GGpX» In Soviet Latvija, da da da!!!
.:20·01·15:. «@Kuthrow» "bitches are crazy"
.:20·01·19:. «@Kuthrow» congratulations on finally figuring it out
.:20·02·22:. «@xyz85-mvb9» meh, i think i'll get myself drunk as a fucktard then fuck her
.:20·02·35:. «@xyz85-mvb9» and then say "wha? dun remember nuthin"
.:20·02·56:. «@xyz85-mvb9» just to piss her
.:20·03·06:. «@Nitouryu» congrats, you jsut realized that women<>logic
.:20·03·16:. «@Kuthrow» lol
.:20·03·27:. «@Kuthrow» nah, xyz
.:20·03·32:. «@Kuthrow» what you do is you get her drunk as well
.:20·03·43:. «@Kuthrow» then after she passes out, you call over one of your friends
.:20·03·45:. «!GGpX» Use the daterape drug.
.:20·03·49:. «@Kuthrow» you head home, and leave him there
.:20·04·32:. «@Nitouryu» this is what happens if you ask for help on irc
.:20·05·01:. «@xyz85-mvb9» jeezus
.:20·05·07:. «@xyz85-mvb9» you evil :>
.:20·05·10:. «@Kuthrow» :D
.:20·05·26:. «@Nitouryu» and I dunno man, I never restore bridge when I burn it down
.:20·05·42:. «@Kuthrow» Guaranteed she'd not be calling you for sex again :p
.:20·05·55:. «@xyz85-mvb9» me too
.:20·05·58:. «@xyz85-mvb9» so weird
.:20·06·06:. «@Kuthrow» Well... maybe not guaranteed... but close enough
.:20·06·06:. «@Nitouryu» Just Next her and look ahead for new stuff.
.:20·06·24:. «@xyz85-mvb9» well it's true that i need to empty my balls somehow
.:20·06·24:. «@Nitouryu» Otherwise you will wake up one morning with your dick cut off by a crazy bitch
.:20·06·35:. «@Kuthrow» lol
.:20·10·58:. «@Nitouryu» xyz85-mvb9 http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2011/07/catherine_becker_oc_divorcee_c.php
.:20·11·04:. «@Nitouryu» Fuuuuuck that
.:20·11·07:. «@Nitouryu» NEXT IT
.:20·11·37:. «@Kuthrow» Ouch, even put it in the garbage disposal.
.:20·11·51:. «@xyz85-mvb9» what would the dude expect with that face
.:20·12·31:. «@Nitouryu» yea, no Happy ending Kuthrow
.:20·13·12:. «!GGpX» It's not as bad as that brit chick that BIT OFF some guy's testicule when she was about to start sucking his dick
.:20·13·28:. «@Kuthrow» no, no, it's worse
.:20·13·40:. «!GGpX» I mean, using a knife is sorta, uh, how should I put this
.:20·13·49:. «@Kuthrow» Lose 1 testicle, no big deal, have your penis ground to bits is game over
.:20·13·51:. «!GGpX» logical, uh, in a way
.:20·14·06:. «!GGpX» slices and stuff
.:20·14·07:. «@Kuthrow» Also, biting through a penis isn't actually as easy as one might thing
.:20·14·09:. «@Kuthrow» think*
.:20·14·16:. «!GGpX» That's exactly why
.:20·14·17:. «!GGpX» :|
.:20·14·27:. «!GGpX» How fucking gruesome must that have been
.:20·14·27:. «@Kuthrow» Testicles are different though
.:20·14·29:. «@xyz85-mvb9» well that Lorena Bobbit guy had his penis reattached
.:20·14·43:. «@xyz85-mvb9» he also did a porn after that
.:20·15·03:. «@xyz85-mvb9» which makes him a modern times hero
.:20·15·25:. «@Nitouryu» bitch didnt have a garbage disposal, he just got lucky
.:20·16·19:. «@xyz85-mvb9» apparently she threw his nick-nack on the road somewhere
.:20·16·24:. «@Kuthrow» she did throw it out of a car window, IIRC
.:20·16·46:. «@xyz85-mvb9» yeah something like this
.:20·16·54:. «@Kuthrow» I personally don't know why you'd want to handle a bloody severed penis anyway
.:20·17·01:. «@Kuthrow» after it's chopped off, just fucking leave it
.:20·17·16:. «@xyz85-mvb9» too bad she wasn't hungry like that german dude
.:20·17·17:. «@Kuthrow» But, "bitches are crazy" so, whatever
.:20·17·26:. «@Kuthrow» lol
.:20·17·27:. «@xyz85-mvb9» germans always do better
.:20·17·40:. «@Kuthrow» The really fucked up thing is he threw most of it away
.:20·17·49:. «@Kuthrow» fed it to his dogs or whatever
.:20·17·57:. «@xyz85-mvb9» lol
.:20·18·02:. «@xyz85-mvb9» i didn't know
.:20·18·23:. «@Kuthrow» Yeah, he tried to eat some of it, realized it tasted terrible, and was really difficult to eat, because it's so tough
.:20·18·30:. «@Kuthrow» so he just gave the rest to his dogs
.:20·18·38:. «@Nitouryu» She could have thrown it in a tall grass where it would never be seen again
.:20·18·53:. «@xyz85-mvb9» haha
.:20·19·02:. «@xyz85-mvb9» NO MAYONAISE
.:20·19·19:. «@Nitouryu» what are you talking about now?
.:20·19·54:. «@Kuthrow» German guy went online looking for a guy willing to let him go all hannibal lecter
.:20·20·01:. «@Kuthrow» found another german retard who volunteered
.:20·20·08:. «@Kuthrow» started by trying to eat the penis
.:20·20·29:. «!GGpX» Germs and eating penis. You'd think they'd stop at the fisting
.:20·20·32:. «!GGpX» but guess not.
.:20·21·12:. «@xyz85-mvb9» was quite a famous story when it happened, just too idiotic to be ignored
.:20·21·18:. «@Kuthrow» yeah
.:20·21·42:. «@Nitouryu» was it his own dick?
.:20·21·55:. «@Kuthrow» No, it was the volunteers
.:20·22·03:. «@Nitouryu» >_>
.:20·22·05:. «@Nitouryu» aight
.:20·22·08:. «@xyz85-mvb9» smart guy.
.:20·22·09:. «@Nitouryu» I hear you
.:20·22·25:. «@Nitouryu» no dedication at all
.:20·22·32:. «!GGpX» xyz85-mvb9
.:20·22·38:. «!GGpX» BME Pain Olympics is calling you.
.:20·22·38:. «@Kuthrow» IIRC he did try to feed some of the dick to the guy he chopped it off of
.:20·22·50:. «@Kuthrow» but he was too loopy from all the blood loss to chew

.:20·23·18:. «!GGpX» Next time we make a release, I should post this convo.
.:20·23·30:. «@xyz85-mvb9» NO WAY gg

To be continued?

Also, what Russian_Gear says is in the next part.